Monday, December 22, 2008

I LOVE CHRISTMAS, BUT!!


Time has just crept up on me this year. Usually I have finished shopping, decorating, baking, and I have everything wrapped by now, and I a sipping a favorite cocktail thanking my lucky stars I do not have to go into the depths of Hell (a/k/a Harbison) for ANYTHING!! Not so this year....I actually had to go to the.....dare I say it.....Mall on Saturday. I should have had the last small shriveled piece of my last ovary ripped out through my belly button. There is not enough alcohol to get me to do it again.....if I have forgotten someone on Santa's list - I humbly apolgize!! I just can't force myself to go through that chaos again. I mean really - I had to sit in a traffic jam 2 Saturdays ago in the pitch black during an armed robbery in Hell - not knowing what was going on. I just thought it was a wreck - no some dumb ass held up America's Best and took hostages while I am in the car cursing until the air turned blue.

After tomorrow, I am off until the 29th. I am going to enjoy my holiday. (I am going to repeat this until I have convinced myself of it.)


2 comments:

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

I'm afraid I'll have to venture out to Target early in the morning...don't want to BUT...

Monogram Queen said...

Hope it was a happy one honey!

Wow I hope no one was hurt during that robbery! Scary!