OUT OF THE MOUTH OF BABES

LOVEY#1'S CONVERSATION WITH HIS BETTY DOLL (GRANDMOTHER) ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL YESTERDAY!

LOVEY#1: Betty, Why did you have to get so old?
BDOLL: Well, everybody gets old.
LOVEY#1: I'll be so sad when you go to live with God.
BDOLL: You shouldn't be sad about that
LOVEY#1: But, I won't get anymore happy meals.
BDOLL: By the time that happens you will be big enough to get your own happy meals
LOVEY#1: Okay, will you teach me how to get them?