Wednesday, March 18, 2009

MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY


In the light of recent events, a very dear friend and co-worker just emailed this to me. I think I may have to make it my personal mission to try at least one of these a week - just for poops and piddles.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars - see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom at work and DON'T disquise your voice! Could get you a well deserved AND paid week's vacation.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that........

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks - once everyone has gotten over their caffine addiction - switch to ESPRESSO!!! This would be great at home OR office! I personally vote for the office.

5. In the memo field of your checks, write "FOR MARIJUANA". See if anyone notices or better yet, says anything.

6. Skip down the hall at the office (or the mall) rather than walk - see how any looks you get....strange looks!

7. Order a DIET WATER whenever you go out to eat......place the order with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO.

9. Sing along at the opera. DOUBT I CAN DO THIS ONE - NOT IN COLUMBIA.

10. When the money comes out of the ATM, SCREAM - I WON, I WON!!

11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives - They're Loose!"

12. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

13. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.. For men this is easy - for women - take your husbands or boyfriends with you - OR NOT!

4 comments:

Monogram Queen said...

Poops and Piddles... never heard THAT one before! LOL

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Oh my gosh...those are hilarious!! I really needed a good laugh and I just might try some of those ideas out next week. THANK YOU for giving me a few minutes of laughter.

Greg C said...

I wanted to try this one some time. While in a club with a friend put some sugar into your friends drink and make sure that some one sees you do it. I bet they won't say anything. Oh make sure your friend is in on this too.

Sam, Missy and Alex said...

Hello! I just hopped over from Belle's blog and I love this post. I've got to remember these! VERY funny!
Have a great day!
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